| Story |
2/10 |
Very
bare bones and quite cliché. |
| Writing |
4/10 |
Lots of
typos and grammatical errors. (Like my reviews are any
better?) |
| Puzzles |
0/10 |
No
points given here because the puzzles aren't worth it! |
| Coding |
4/10 |
Probably
the first time I've given such a low score. I don't
program but I could find the bugs in this game. |
| Parser |
1/10 |
There's
a lack of it. |
| Humor |
2/10 |
If
there's humor in this game, I don't see it. |
| Involvement |
1/10 |
The
uncomplicated plot doesn't draw the player into the game,
and nothing transpires during game play to keep the player
interested. |
| Lack
of Annoyance |
3/10 |
Like
most of Celsius' work, I found this game uninspiring and
irksome. |
| Game
Idea |
2/10 |
This
game needs to be stripped of everything, the plot
re-thought, and the entire thing re-written--in my opinion. |
| Wildcard |
0/10 |
Don't
even bother with this game, the only reason I did was so I
could write up this disparaging review. |
| Total |
19/100 |
It's so
low on the grading scale that it doesn't even deserve an F. |